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I Have The Perfect Body Ceramic Mug 15 oz sarcastic The coffee is still loadingI have the perfect body. It's in my freezer. The storage is climate controlled, the definition of perfect is hers, and the punchline lands exactly where she put it. This perfect body mug delivers the dark twist with impeccable timing. The body exists. The freezer is involved. The details are not elaborated upon. Who this is for: The dark humor devotee who laughs at the delayed punchline every time The Halloween or true crime adjacent gift that makes
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